Written by Kick-Butt Moron

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Wednesday, 18 July 2007

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Hit me baby one more time!

Ubiquitous studios: In a poll conducted by the same website that held the polls for "the new 7 wonders", people have spoken out and declared that the most eagerly awaited sequel of the year is a Paris Hilton starrer...no, it's not "the house of crap", rather, it's a movie of hers that has broken all box office records...it's the movie that has been seen in the most number of box shaped offices across the world, yes, it's "One (more) Night at Paris"!

The movie is a big budget one, which will accommodate all the imaginable equipment. It will be shot over a period of 3 months in a location which will be decided via polls...currently, the "in my house" option is leading the polls with 86% votes. Fans are eagerly awaiting this new movie which will also star Will Farrell.

Says one fan, "We all know, this is the only film in cinema history that was able to get the audience emotional and physical at the same time." Another fan says, "you know, the first movie was just too exciting. There was a shot where the whole screen goes black and i shouted at the projector until i realised that the black out was really Paris's pubic hair! brilliant cinematography, i must say, utterly brilliant!" The other movies that made the list were "Rocky Bald-oa" and "Fart Hard 5". The former, to see whether Rocky could get any older, and the latter to see if Bruce Willis could get any balder!

We wish all the stars of the above mentioned movies all the best in their future endeavours...as long as they give us more matters to write on!

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