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Topics: Paris Hilton

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

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That's so hawt!

Paris Hilton is pictured here,showing off her size -0 figure. Paris told the media that size 0 is for "Huge cows".

This picture was taken on a night out in LA. As usual Paris refused to wear any clothes & had even taken her skin off.

We took the time to follow Paris around the trendy nightclub & watched while she gyrated her bony crotch to all and sundry. Our reporter John Williams approached Paris & asked her on her thoughts, regarding young girls starving to death in order to copy the celebrities.

Paris told us: "I don't really give a fook. I have been in prison you know. If young girls want to be massive mingers, that's up to them. I think we should all take pride in our appearance just like I do. I haven't eaten since 2006."

At this point Paris fell down a crack in the floor & had to be rescued. Her little 'bag dog' ran off with her thumb and choked to death.

We would just like to state that we most defiantly are not promoting size -0. We believe women should be a healthy size 8-10. Preferably with very long legs, large bouncing boobs and small delicate feet.

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