Politically correct lefties at the BBC have revealed that the new Doctor Who, who will take over at the end of the year, will be Moslem extremist.
It is rumoured that he will ditch his sonic screwdriver for a suicide belt, his tardis will become a mosque, and one of his companions will be a Western journalist whom he kidnaps in the first episode of the new series, and with whom he travels through time and space, held to ransom.
The BBC said "In the first episode of the series, the new Doctor will be seen driving his car, packed with petrol cans, into an airport but he will escape in the nick of time.
Labour peer and fathead Lord Ahmed said "I am very excited at the prospect of a terrorist Doctor Who. I plan to show him round the House of Lords as soon as possible, though he will have to remove his suicide belt first."
However, there have been protests from some quarters that giving the role of Children's TV icon to a terrorist is not such a good idea. Lord Ahmed dismissed such views as "racist". "We live in a multi-cultural society and Moslem terrorists are entitled to be represented just like Jewish shopkeepers or Hindu monks. In any event, only a small proportion of these guys are actually terrorists."