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Tuesday, 17 July 2007

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Hotel heiress or sexy paris?

New York: Some of us are very gifted in some departments, whereas others lag behind. But Blond heiress Paris, wasn't willing to take "flat" for an answer. It is no news that the blond is fond of fashion, rather, she has a passion for fashion, but whoever knew Paris would take such drastic steps like botoxing her busts to achieve the Jenna Jameson look?

We have heard from insiders that the fuller look which has been added to Paris's boobies are in fact the consequence of 1.5 kgs of botox. As a matter of fact, the botox is the only thing that has added weight to her chest, which was initially a size zero.

So, how long did it take her to become zero to hero? If famous doctors are to be believed, it took anything from 3 days to 15 days. The procedure involved injecting botox through nearly 25 needles. so, what stops the botox from oozing out of the holes formed by the needles? It's Paris's thick skin...yes, you heard us right!

So, the next time you see a busty blond in a local pub, you better look again before declaring her as Jordin or Jenna...no ifs, no busts!

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