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Tuesday, 17 July 2007

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Hetera Phobia

Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holland when she was found with her finger in the dike.

Hetera Phobia rose from the ranks of blue collar diesel mechanics to become a slithering lesbo porno queen. She was so poor when she was young that she was forced to eat at the "Y" everyday where she claims the food was often fishy. Her family was so poor that on Halloween her mom would put a ring of peanut butter around her mouth so she could go trick or treating as an asshole. They were so poverty stricken that often her mom would wipe steak grease on her face so they thought they had eaten a steak dinner.

On her way to stardom she became a calendar girl adorning the walls of diesel mechanic's shops everywhere and even Jeff Beck (who is as good of a sports car mechanic as he is a smoking though greatly under rated guitar player) has a complete collection of Hetera's calendars.

Needless to say niether bride wore a white dress at the wedding choosing pink instead and many queens were present at the festivities.

When Hetera was asked what the future might hold in store for her, she answered, "actually I am running for president of Gays Against God (GAG) and I plan to leave the porn girl's behind." Asked what does she really know about politics, she replied, "I know that if Italy attacks Turkey from the rear that Grease will help". She also voiced her concerns in reference to the 140,000 Turkish troops which could attack the Turds in Iraq any day and the ramifications this may have for world peace and she promised to open up a refugee camp for Turdish carpet munchers when they get flushed out of their cramped camps."

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