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Sunday, 15 July 2007

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Today it was announced that Simon Cowell's production company will make a new show entitled "Idol Bastard Idol", where wannabe contestants fight it out to be crowned worlds most idol bastard.

Judges will include Ricky Tomlinson, Barry Austin and Kathy Burke, the show will kick off next week where contestants will start by seeing how many beers they can drink and who can change channels with a remote control the fastest.

Producers are hoping that favourite Keith Chegwyn will be the new judge and to host the show bookies are offering 3-2 for John Prescott to take a new career path.

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