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Wednesday, 11 July 2007

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I Just Love My New Truck

(MUSICMAN PRESS) From the producers of the hit television show, American Idol comes a new type of show.

"It is like nothing you have ever seen before," says Redneck Idol producer, Harry Dickerson. "I'm just glad to be a part of this show. I promise you'll laugh, a lot."

Redneck Idol is set to begin running on Saturday, July 14. It will feature three watermelon seed spitters, four Nascar specialists, seven arm wrestlers, nine tractor repairmen, and one man who claims to be able to scratch his forehead with his bottom jaw.

The contestants will compete for $1,000,000 and a new doublewide trailer. However, all persons who make it through the first round and onto the show win a free brand new pick-up. (By "brand new", we mean at least ten years old, and with 150,000 miles.)


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