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Saturday, 7 July 2007

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Britney's was a little closer and not as big (but just as round)

Britney Spears stepped from an L.A. limo with an unknown man, reached back inside to grab her purse, and mooned the crowd outside Hollywood's Four Seasons Hotel. The Pop Princess gave no indication why the crowd of people, mostly there to see other celebrities, received the wrath of her ass.

While there is no indication that the moon was intentional, Britney was wearing a too short purple miniskirt that had gotten caught up inside of her butt crack. Add the fact that she was wearing thong underwear and you have a great recipe for the Keister salute.

Spears may have been wearing the purple dress in retaliation for last week's fashion faux pas, when she wore a purple bra underneath a see through black top (and all black everywhere else).

When asked if she was wearing that purple bra again, Spears would not answer the question immediately. She had to turn to the man with her and asked him if he remembered what color bra she was wearing.

"Girl," the unidentified man answered, "it was just a skirt flip quickie in the back seat and I never even got upstairs!"

The unknown man was identified as Buck E. Filbert, Hollywood photographer and videographer who has been tailing (no pun intended) Spears ever since her famous flashing scene last winter. When asked to comment on his limo experience, he was quick to say that "dreams really do come true in Hollywood."

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