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Saturday, 7 July 2007

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Britney left a little too much hanging out last night in Hollywood

Britney Spears latest wardrobe malfunction in Hollywood exposed her assets for all the world to see. She arrived at the Four Seasons Inn wearing a short, purple dress. It was a little too short as some of it decided to ride up a little high and leave her looking a little cheeky. Unlike her mishap getting out of a car last year, she did not expose her crotch, butt this time other parts were showing.

Britney was a little behind time for her arrival, so quickly hurried to take her seat for her appointment. She hurried inside, to a catered dinner of rump roast.

At the end of the dinner, she snuck out the back door in the rear to avoid reporters.

She made a quick trip to a train station, to help dedicate a new caboose.

Britney Spears has hit rock bottom lately. After her incident with the flashing last year, she shaved her head, went into and out of rehab, attacked a car, and made several rants. Doctors fear that she is cracking under the stress and strain of celebrity and parenthood.

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