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Topics: Medical, Cuba

Saturday, 7 July 2007

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HAVANA (Cuba Libre) - Wannabe black nationalist, "Buggin' Out", from Spike Lee's film 'Do The Right Thing' now lives in Havana, Cuba, where he enjoys racial equality and perks like socialized medical care.

"After I was released from jail following the pizzeria riot, most of the neighborhood viewed me as 'persona non grata'. So I decided to travel south for a while to clear my head," said the former outraged provocateur.

"Radio Raheem's sudden death was especially difficult for me," continued the outspoken critic of all things white. "Ironically, the music of Cat Stevens made me start to question my own intolerance of other people."

When asked: If he could do it all over again, would he change anything? The intrepid black supremacist responded: "The only thing I might have done differently is the shoes."

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