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Friday, 6 July 2007

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Daft as a brush: Madonna

London - (Rotters): The criminal careeer of Kabbalah mumbo-jumbo peddling Bush courtesdan Madonna is all but over.

Her grand finale is expected to be at the Wembley Live Earth concert this weekend.

But CIA sources say they have corralled her and her gangster husband Guy Ritchie into a frenzy of asset buying which they will now confiscate as they charge her along with Elton John, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger and a host of other 80s crooners with a series of spectacular thefts linked to the cover-up of the 9/11 atrocity.

"She's a class act allright," police sources have always said.

"But her Wiltshire mansion was a £10 million fraud.

"And all her subsequent asset purchases have been financed with money stolen from a NATO top brass official who she framed for war crimes orchestrated by the Bush family.

"We think the Live Earth concert will be a great place to slam the cuffs on in public and hope to give TV audiences their money's worth tomorrow."

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