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Thursday, 5 July 2007

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In a candid interview, with the Financial Times, of London, Paris Hilton revealed that in prison she suffered a traumatic moral breakdown and that she was only able to recover, thanks to a complete biblical make over.

She claims she was inspired to read the bible after she was taken to see "Jesus Christ Superstar", after requesting counselling from her parents private Pastor.

Hilton believes that reading the bible has opened her eyes to the suffering of ordinary people in the world and she assured the newspaper, that she did not just read it because it was about a superstar or anything.

When asked about her favourite passage from the bible, Paris Hilton said that she liked all of it but what impressed her the most was that, even though it was written a long time ago, it was as if was written for today, especially the bit where God appears to be a burning Bush.

She confirmed rumours that her agents, mom and dad, are currently in negotiations with Andrew Lloyd Webber, to direct her film debut. Paris Hilton was quoted by the Financial Times as having said that she was hoping that, "Andrew Lloyd Webber will make me a really popular and loved superstar, like he did for Jesus."

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