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Monday, 2 July 2007

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HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an industry insider said.

"Hollywood's in the business of making money," a shekel counter said, "and this should open 200 mil." The 'old' Connie Francis Hit Song would be reworked to a rowdy comic party feel, with the four female leads singing.

Scripted by Howard Koch and a with final draft by Julius J. and Philip G. Epstein. The on-again-off-again project has been delayed in the past because the writers have not been well.

Canton "Wailing" Wall is rumored to direct. Story still in development.

Casting for cooldude, tattoo guy, weird dude and rich guy have not been finalized. Call Sleepworks SKG on 555-0185 for details.

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