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Topics: Britney Spears, Bra

Monday, 2 July 2007

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Which color goes best with see through black?

Last night, Britney put on her black panties, her black hose, her black short shorts, her black see-through lace top, her black shoes, her gray newsboy hat, her black sun glasses, grabbed her black bag, ...and wore a purple bra.

The secret is now out. After being confronted with the evidence, Britney Spears admitted that she is color blind. "I usually write the color on all the tags of all my clothes, and I thought it was the black bra. I guess I just forgot to label that one. It's the same brand and style of one of my black ones."

"When I was holding them up, side by side before getting dressed, I asked my kids which one I should wear. They picked the purple one. I guess they have no fashion sense; they must have gotten that from their dad."

Britney was then asked if the color blindness had anything to do with any of her other recent blunders.

"Remember the panty thing? I thought I was wearing the flesh colored ones/"

"Remember all that drinking and partying? Everyone kept insisting that they were only giving me sprite or bottled water."

It should be pointed out, in the pop tart's favor, that after she was informed that she was wearing a purple bra underneath a black, see through outfit, Britney quickly rectified the situation. She removed the top, unhooked and removed, and then discarded, the bra (for sale on e-bay), and put back on her top. All done! All matching! All hanging out for the world to see and admire!

As an aside, it should be noted that it is obvious Britney was not breast feeding her baby at this time.

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