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Topics: Jordan, Peter Andre

Sunday, 1 July 2007

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A blurred picture of Jordans breasts when she was a mere DD

Massive breasted Jordan aka Katie Price and Peter Andre aka Aussie Twat have exclaimed their joy at the second welcome edition to their family this week, with the birth of daughter "Chlamydia Crystal Moondog Bush Tucker Trial".

The baby is the third child born into the Andre family, the first being elephant boy Harvey, fathered by Dwight Yorke when Jordan was a proper slag.

An overly protective Peter is said to have announced on the steps of the hospital "She can't go out until she's 64!" This statement possibly referring to Jordan's whorish past, and his concerns the baby will follow in her Mothers cum-drenched footsteps.

Peter, who is still struggling to come to terms with the fact that almost everyone has seen the video of his wife having sex with fat dancer from Another Level, Dane Bowers, seemed content and excited as he left Hospital to see his parents in Australia.

The birth coinciding with the release of Jordan's second book, which is probably just as rubbish as the last one, but will hopefully include a couple of pictures of her tits again.

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