Written by ChillerBaggins
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Topics: Paris, paparazzi

Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Night and you .. and Blue Hawaii

MAUI (Hawaii) -- Paris "Paparazzi" Hilton is in Maui scouting sites for her halfway house. However she took time out to don a bikini and do herself a baptism in the surf.

"It's - That's Hot," she shouted to 47 digital cameras. And then, the all too familiar - "Attica! Attica! - One toilet roll a month!"

When her mother found out about this from her people who have people, she yiked! "Is Paris Burning? I just hope she is wearing her Banana Boat +30SP. I'll send her a blueberry message."

Police have had to enforce a No-Parking Zone around Paris, says Steve McGarrett of Hawaii 5-0. Any violation and it's "Book 'em, Danno!" he said, from the top balcony of the Ilikai Hotel.

The new century's answer to Where's Waldo later took a much needed retail therapy stroll with latest gal-pal Ashley Scott. ("Jericho" TV-Series 2006- ) Possible co-star potential?

Paris is currently reading scripts for her big break into the film industry. Currently under consideration are remakes of the following classic titles:

    Where The Boys Are;
    Beach, Bongo, Under A Blanket;
    Private Benjamin;
    and the cult classic, Lesbo She Devils Of Planet Zus.

Hey, it's been a slow paradise, Hawaiian style day ..

However, as a lazy, hazy fly runs circles in the sky around my sweat riddled brow, I can't help but worry that Paris is flouting the request that she must not leave LA without reporting to her probation officer.

Oh, what the hell, "Mai Tai Pleeeease!"

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