Tokyo, Japan - Sony executive were pleased to announce that had just signed on Britney Spears as their leading endorser of their new 3000 series Karaoke machine today. Britney was supposed to roll out there new product line at a live music concert with a live performance on Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour earlier this week at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, only Lauper refused once she heard of Britney's intention to lip-synch.
Lauper insisted that all songs must be preformed live and not lip-synched at her concerts, which infuriated Sony executives. They are said to be fuming at Britney as she personally assured them she would deliver the virtually untapped North American karaoke market to them throughout her comeback tour and before her new album release.
Britney had the 3000 series Karaoke machine costumed designed by top Sony engineers. Not only is it customized to match her vocal cord settings, but it is also outfitted with new patented 3D technology that projects the image of simulated lip movement onto her face, freeing up the signer to save her voice for more valuable things like screaming obscenities at her mother, K-Fed and the paparazzi.