HOLLYWOOD(Calf.)-- Legendary actor/producer/director Clint Eastwood was honored at this year's Los Angeles Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Film Festival Award Ceremony.
"No one has shot more blanks in L.A.," Dustin Hoffman said of his friend Clint, "around 45,000 and counting.."
The Malpaso manifold producer was presented with the top award by ex-Mafia wedding singer Tony Bennett, 108, and his new child bride Susan Crow Woman. "I got a ring," said Tony, waving around his wedding band.
Tony also said that although he had left his heart in San Francisco, he had got another one from Chicago. His new spleen came from Tampa, Florida.
Clint said in his acceptance speech that his only regret in shooting up L.A. and pretty much everywhere else was that he had to use "blanks". "Blanks look Blank," he said, "while Real bullets look Real."