CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Yesterday, Billy Bob Bush logged onto TheSpoof.com and read the article, Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human rights for "interspecies embryos", written by Cal Jennings. Knowing that Cal Jennings mostly writes stories based on fact, Billy Bob searched the internet to find out if the story was true. To his dismay, it was.
Cal Jennings contacted Billy Bob to get his input on the issue. Billy Bob replied,
- "Thuh worsest thing about it is thuh sheep found awt before I did. Thay's callin' them Manimals now an' givin' them rites. Now them sheep prostitutes is wantin' ta' charge me. Yoo know us Nazi Republicans... whoops ah mean Pergressive Repbulicrats... doesn't like payin' fer nuthin'! We likes ta keep are muney in are pokits! Nex thing ya' know, them Manimals will be demandin' Constutshunal rites an' votin' on Ron Paul."
"What will you do now," asked reporter Cal Jennings.
"Well, ah gess ah'll havta pay. Ah shore likes that Contessa. It shore duz bug me, though, when thuh kids call me daA-A-A-A-A-a-a-a-dy."