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Friday, 29 June 2007

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I guess they got Michael on that new law - 3 tykes and you're out.

Tokyo (Hair-force barbers): It's official, Michelle Jackson , aka Miss Saudi Arabia-1956, is going to perform in the reunion concert of the "lice girls" in Tokyo this year.

The concert organizer, chow-chow fu-king, has already negotiated with the prince of cock and the deal has been set at 1 boy child. For this price, Jacko is required to dress up as oh my gosh beckham and sing his own song, unbreakable, to the tune of the spice girls' song, naked.

The event, which is to be viewed by dozens of people across the whole of Beckham mansion(mostly spice boy and spice girl) and also by Jacko's Arabian boyfriends, has many sponsors including Tom Snooze and Elton Porn. The lice girls and Michelle will sing popular anthems such as "2 become 1"(it's not related to Michelle's divorce) and "(posh is a) wannabe".

When asked about the authenticity of Fu-King's revelation, Michelle Jackson's eyes came out, his nose fell off, and his ears melted. It was really a "thriller". Apparently, Jacko couldn't believe that after years of "serving" the Arabs, he had finally found a real job. He couldn't stop singing his pop song "I just can't stop loving you".

Well Michelle, you don't need to stop loving us, just stop singing!

Signing off,
-kick-butt morons.

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