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Thursday, 28 June 2007

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Usher as he looks towards the Welsh Dresser full of his awards and stuff

Singer Usher and his partner Tameka Foster (Who?) are expecting their first child together, the couple have announced.

In a statement, the couple said: "We are extremely excited at this point in our lives, planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives."

Usher, real name Usher Bye Baby On A Tree Top Raymond, who rocketed to fame in the mid nineties with his unique brand of soulful vocals and mindbending dancemoves also achieved success in film. He had roles in The Faculty and She's All That, despite the fact that when he looks straight at a camera, he is simultaneously looking left and right, like a goat.

When asked how he met his new partner, he said "Well, I just saw her and told her straight. You make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you, this is what you do. Think about her and the things that come along with, you make me. You make me. Damn, that's just given me an idea for a song."

When his partner told him she was expecting, he was seen to "Pop his collar" as if it didn't 'sweat him'.

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