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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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(MUSICMAN PRESS) Software entrepreneur and mega-billionaire, Bill Gates, apparently has been admired by a Seattle woman. Police were summoned to the Medina, WA estate of Mr. and Mrs. William Henry Gates III, last night at 1:41AM. Gates said he awoke to a terrible crash, and a woman screaming.

Gates told the media the entire story. "I raced outside to see what all the commotion was about. Then I saw a woman barely dressed sitting next to a collapsed ladder. I offered my assistance, and she brushed herself off and said, 'Hi. I'm sorry did I wake you?' I shook my head no. 'Oh, my name is Melissa Heart, and I want to be your mistress. What do ya say?' Shocked I answered saying, 'I'm married'"

Gates explained that this kind of thing had never happened before.

As for Ms. Heart, she faces mist meter charges of trespassing, and indecent exposure.

Mrs. Gates declined to speak on-camera but did say that she was very proud of her husband.


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