Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Paris Hilton

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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Paris was primped

Paris Hilton is recommending incarceration as an alternative to the traditional mud baths and massages of yesteryear. Paris looked the best she ever has leaving the correctional facility she was doing time in for 23 days.

One source close to Paris said, "She looks spectacular, this jail rest is just what the doctor ordered. 23 days of sobriety is a good thing for Paris."

Custodians at the Lynwood correctional facility claim Paris was limited to one massage a day and in addition, only one meal a day could be catered by Wolfgang Puck. She received no preferential treatment what so ever. In addition Paris was limited to 7000 pieces of mail a day.

All we know is, Paris looked better than when she went in and that's very rare indeed. Most people leaving jail look like they've been in jail, be it two days or two years.

From this experience Hollywood's elite will be calling a new place, "the retreat," just ask Tom Sizemore.

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