Written by Shinny
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Topics: Music, James Blunt

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

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James Blunts criminal record

James Blunts "hit" was number one in 11 countries, and stayed at that position over here for 5 gruelling weeks when it was released in 2005.

Market researcher, John Sewell, said: "James Blunt isn't the obvious choice, but any song that is at number one for so long does start to get annoying."

As a direct result of this, the ex-military man with the stupid, posh girlie voice will be sentenced to death by lethal injection next Monday.

"Crazy Frog" by Axel came second in the poll, prompting calls for a mass execution live on prime-time TV.

James' unfathomable success was attributed to ill-informed 14 year old girls with no musical taste whatsoever, and my nan.

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