James Blunts "hit" was number one in 11 countries, and stayed at that position over here for 5 gruelling weeks when it was released in 2005.
Market researcher, John Sewell, said: "James Blunt isn't the obvious choice, but any song that is at number one for so long does start to get annoying."
As a direct result of this, the ex-military man with the stupid, posh girlie voice will be sentenced to death by lethal injection next Monday.
"Crazy Frog" by Axel came second in the poll, prompting calls for a mass execution live on prime-time TV.
James' unfathomable success was attributed to ill-informed 14 year old girls with no musical taste whatsoever, and my nan.