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Tuesday, 26 June 2007

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"Freedom Bitch" A defiant Paris Hilton

Hollywood (Calf.) Paris Catherine Ballou Whitney Houston Hilton was Released Today.

"Freedom Bitch," she shouted, "Freedom! Orange IS the New Black."

Escorted by sheriffs deputies Virgil and Morgan Earp, Paris Hilton was abandoned outside the OK Gate of Lynwood Bastille.

Shot to pieces by paparazzi and curious onlookers digital camera's dodgy flash units, she tried to make it into Fly's Boarding House.

Notably Beverly Hillbilly Jedediah "Jed" Clampett was there with Daisy "Granny" Moses. "What you need are some grits," said Granny, "and maybe a little more ass."

Jethro Greasy Bear was also there with Britney Elly May Spears, to offer a lift back to the mansion. Near the Hills of Beverly.

This reporter squinted like Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven, and took another pull at his hip flask.

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