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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Kermit The Frog Is Not Happy With New Sister-in-Law

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Longtime celebrity, and out-spoken American icon Miss Piggy, has unveiled startling news.

"I can't believe it. It's an outrage. Blasphemy." Miss Piggy told the press. "Mr. Thomas Decker, of the New York City Social Secretly, told me that Jim Henson wasn't my father. He said my daddy was Edward O'Donnell. But, here's the worst part my sister is that loudmouth Rosie O'Donnell. Well I say 'Humph'."

We contacted Piggy's fiancé, Kermit. He was very unhappy with this news. He didn't want to have an on-camera interview, but did mail us a letter containing this photo. In the letter Kermit wrote, "I don't like this woman being part of my family. I've been doing this job longer than she's been alive. If she tries to tell me what to do, I'll just remind her of who first sang 'Rainbow Connection' - ME!!!!! P.S. sorry there's no phone on the swamp."

-THE MUSICMAN-

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