Nicole Richie opened a driving school in response to driving north in the south bound traffic lanes of a Los Angeles freeway a few moths ago. Ms Richie had a rather unorthodox approach to teaching the perils of driving under the influence of substances.
Instead of focusing on the hazards of driving under the influence, Nicole's class stresses the importance of looking good while the paparazzi snap pics and various make up tips while in a moving vehicle. Another very important aspect of the classes is texting while driving.
Now that Paris and Lindsay have under gone their own personal experiences associated with the court system and rehab classes they've decided to team up with Nicole and expand the curriculum to include, going to rehab to avoid prosecution and doing time the Paris Hilton way.
The new expanded classes are being offered in the next round of entries and are expected to sell out very fast.
Classes are being offered through the learning annex and classes start at the unbelievably low price of $79.95.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert