(Los Angeles, CA) Media whore Paris Hilton has announced her upcoming reality series "Bitches Behind Bars" to air on the FOX channel this Fall.
Covering topics ranging from "Mystery Meals" to "When Staff (Infection) isn't the Staff," the hotel heiress seeks to exploit her time behind bars in what promises to be the reality show of all reality shows.
Fellow inmates at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility are absolutely ecstatic about becoming new stars in Paris' next project.
"I looked out for her safety," said cellmate Big Bertha in an exclusive interview. "And the constant fighting to protect her honor will make for great television."
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