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Saturday, 23 June 2007

image for Paris Hilton To Become Nun

(Los Angeles) - After a brief meeting with the pope, Hilton heiress Paris will shed her party girl image and become a nun.

Paris is a well known celebrity, model, TV star and ex-convict.

According to one of her spokespersons, "We think Sister Paris can become even more famous as a celebrity nun. It's a new image for her. Of course, she plans on appearing in public in a custom couture designer habit, possibly by Gucci."

She is awaiting a special psychiatric dispensation to forego the vows of poverty and chastity.


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