The paparazzi pack is hurting, and hurting bad. Many have sought psychotherapy to help them cope with NPPS -- 'No Paris Photo Syndrome.'
What is NPPS or No Paris Photo Syndrome?
"It's a mental disease that only affects paparazzi." said Doctor Mohammad Wong Su, an Iranian American of Chinese descent. "They can't cope without a daily shot of Paris Hilton. Without their fix, they tend to start wandering in circles, individually or in a pack. We don't know if they are dangerous or have distemper yet."
"An ordinary super star like Keanu Reeves or Cameron Diaz would be no true test in this case, we need a bad ass b*tch like Rosie O'Donnell to see if they rip her apart. Then we can start treatment proper." Doctor Wong Su concluded.
"Yes -- I do treat paparazzo, even if it means my colleges will not eat lunch with me -- I get some great free shots of the wife and kids out of it -- cause it looks like they are drunk, but it's so funny." chuckled Dr. Wong Su.