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Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Richie's offending vehicle

Nicole Richie's trial date has been set for July 11. Nicole has a prior DWW, (Driving Wrong Way) and if convicted - she might be incarcerated for up to 90 days. "That'll beat that Paris bitch." Richie said, as she stuffed a pregnancy pillow up her jumper.

She was arrested last December after driving the wrong way down a L.A. freeway. Cops say she confessed that she had been smoking pot and had taken Vicodin, which are not considered anything other than 'pity-pat' in L.A., "because we all do that." said LAPD officer Abraham Elias Shimshon, "But we don't drive the wrongway, except for Carrigan."

"Jesus, I'll be faking a pregnancy too, to escape the big house," Richie said, "although it is f***ing tempting to kick Hilton's butt.

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