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Monday, 18 June 2007

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Is Nicole Richie really thiking a ring and a kid will be her Get Out of Jail for Free Card?

Hollywood, California - Paris Hilton's other half, Nicole Richie, was spotted for a night out on the town wearing a huge rock on her ring finger, leaving those to speculate if she is engaged. Rumor it has she is also pregnant because the party all the time girl refused a drop of alcohol.

"That's the advice Paris Hilton gave me," said Richie. "She said, 'Richie you should get married and pregnant before you next hearing date that way the judge will have to let you serve your sentence at home.' So then I said, 'You know what I think your right Hilton.' So, I ran right out and got engaged and pregnant. Now the judge won't dare put me behind bars."

However, UFO/ Urban Myth debunkers say Nicole is falsely basing her life changing actions on an urban myth that if you are married and pregnant that your jail sentence will be commuted to home confinement when it will not

"A number young men eligible for the draft often made the same desperate move to get out of the army only to find themselves with a wife and kid after they got of the service," said UFO/Urban Myth debunkers. "Nicole may wake up one day in a jail cell to same fate."

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