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Monday, 18 June 2007

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Sir Paul turned 65 today!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - It was 65 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play? Maybe not, but it was the day of Sir Paul McCartney's birth. Paul, the richest rock musician in history, will spend his birthday with his estranged wife, Heather mills. This shows that when you have the really big bucks, you CAN have your cake and eat it too.

"When you have over 1.4 billion, you can do pretty much whatever you want," said Sir McCartney.

Sir Paul has invited Heather to the intimate celebrations at his Peasmarsh estate next Monday. How intimate, he really wouldn't say. The billionaires are expected to spend the entire week together.

"It's as though Paul has passed the saturation point with all the bitterness and Heather - aware of the battering her public image has taken - has decided to genuinely try to bury the hatchet... in his skull," a source told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper. "This 'intimate' ploy is really a ploy to lure her to his estate where he can finally be rid of her once and for all and not have to worry about losing any of that precious money of his."

"When you have over 1.4 billion, you can do pretty much whatever you want," said Sir McCartney.

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