International space rocker, artist, poet and vegan activist, Steve Kilbey of the Church fame (Under the Milky Way), has vowed to cook anyone of his minions of fans who dares to eat meat.
Kilbey, currently experiencing a huge surge in popularity with his Blog has been concerned at the omnivorous nature of those who claim to worship him. Steve has decided to take positive action and has been experimenting with various recipes for utilising the blood thirsty followers.
- The Fan Flan
- Anonymous Ratatouille
- Aficionado Pâté
- Sycophant Lasagne
- Devotee Sauté
Although Mr Kilbey has mild concerns about loosing some of his fan base, the wider rewards for the rest of mankind could be huge. "It may even solve the problems of famine and starvation in Africa", he never said.