Ten-year-old "Baby Jasmine," the infant discoved in a Magic Kingdom toilet, is slated to do her first commercial for Disney in September.
Jasmine is to make an appearance in an ad for the reopening of Disneyland's Haunted Mansion.
"I love the ghosts," she told The Spoof.
"And they're adding more!" she added in haste.
Her adoptive parents were thrilled with the opportunity. "Our beautiful daughter already has a career in showbusiness? And with Disney nonetheless."
Disney is hopeful about the bright girl. "We want to show people that we still care about our own," said a spokesperson.
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