Stan Lee, of marvel comic fame is developing a cartoon out of Paris Hilton and the whirling dervish of a life she leads. The character is reported to be similar to the Pamela Anderson animated series Striperella.
The main difference between the two series will be the boobs, face, legs and butt. While Anderson's character fought the forces of evil, the Paris cartoon character will fight uncooperative judges, unsympathetic sheriffs and doormen who don't immediately recognize her.
Paris's cartoon character will dispatch paparazzi with a single wave of her arm. She'll also have the power to atomize maitre d's that try to sit her in undesirable areas of restaurants.
Additional powers Stan Lee is thinking of bestowing on the heiress include clearing red carpets in a single bound and making boring people disappear with a blink of her eyes.
She'll also be able to shrink valet parkers, to the size of a pea, that don't display her car correctly in front of the club.
She'll have reverse X-ray vision, everyone else will be able see through her clothes, unfortunately no one will care
Some people argue that making a cartoon out of Paris Hilton is like making a human being out of Paris Hilton. Simply can't be done and seems redundant anyhoo.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert