In an impressive decision taken by the lie-ers of Paris Hilton and Paris herself, has left many judges and police confused.
According to a close friend, Paris is thinking of changing her sex and change her name to Parond Hilton.
The press was quick in citing the reason behind this sex change. One of reason sited was that as she had been caught drunken and driving as Paris Hilton, the court could not possibly charge her as her name would be Parond. Although many have commented on the name change, stating that Paris is actually a boy's name anyway.
Also there is speculation that Paris may also marry Elton John,so that she cannot be charged in any other case related to sex. Elton John openly admits he is a sexual deviant, yet has never been convicted.