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Friday, 15 June 2007

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Washington - At the Smithsonian's National Postal Museum, authorities found a disgusting smiling package that contained two cans of spinach and a dirty diaper.

One man by the name of Deborth Yackley said "No wonder it smelled".

Noone knows why it was being mailed authorities said. One of the postal worker reported it to the police around 11 a.m. after spotting it on the counter. The package had no postage and no address.

The district of Columbia police bomb technicians X-rayed the package and one of the hazardous materials team inspected it before determining what it contained and two see if there was any thing dangerous.

After many hours of all that they determined that there was nothing dangerous was in the package.

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