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Thursday, 14 June 2007

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Talking out of her arse, as usual

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Danielle Lloyd has spoken out about current dimwitted participants Charley and Chanelle.

Danielle, 23, the munter who was once crowned Miss Merseyside, told some people in a bar in Stoke that the girls were "whores" who would do anything to get footballer-boyfriends.

"They are pathetic", she said, adding, "no footballer is gonna wanna dumb bitch that looks like Posh Spice."

Lloyd was dumped by West Ham's Teddy Sheringham after she revealed herself to be a racist, and is still not famous.

Asked about the Emily Parr racist incident, Lloyd said:

"It wasn't racist, not like me and Jade anyway. Our racism was much betterer and far more racialistic. It was total racialisticness."

Finally, when asked about House 'nutter' Charley, Miss Lloyd said:

"She's so thick! I've never known anyone as thick as that Charley!"

We have.

See also:

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

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