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Friday, 6 February 2004

image for Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed
Jimmy Swaggart will perform the ceremony and make a guest appearance in the video.

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.

"We hope to have the ceremony in a couple of weeks- as soon as Tammy's divorce from her current husband is finalized," said Jeremy, who met Bakker when they co-starred in the WB's Surreal Life television show this season.

"I want to hurry this thing up," explained Jeremy. "Tammy won't even let me sample the goods until we are man and wife."

The couple plans to wed in a posh ceremony in front of a large studio audience in what is already expected to be "even bigger and more amazing" than Trista and Ryan's recent wedding on ABC.

"It will be a Christian ceremony, of course," said a radiant and slightly scary-looking Bakker. "Ron and I are each compromising for this relationship to work. He's converting to my faith and I'm allowing the wedding night to be filmed and released worldwide."

The wedding will air sometime in the coming weeks on the WB, and the film, tentatively titled Praise Ron, should go straight to video this fall.

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