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Wednesday, 13 June 2007

The Unthinkable has happened. Hal Robford, the lead singer of UK boyband "A Priest Called Judas" has been sued by UK Church Groups!

The incident happened when a Clergyman woke up from his 30 year slumber to realize that the band existed and heard their song "Breaking The Laws Of Jesus"

The Clergyman said in his report to the police, "It is sad that old men are teaching our generation not to follow Jesus' Law. I mean, how can someone not want to stone someone to death?"

Hal Robford replied, "Why would I want to stone anyone else when its more fun getting stoned yourself?"

Hearing this, the Church dropped their suit and congratulated Robford for being a true Christian.

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