Malibu Calif. Britney Spears called a press conference today in response to Paris Hilton's new declaration, "I'm not dumb, I'm smart."
Britney never one to be left out of any new trends or fads is falling into line with the new, selfless, chartable, young Hollywood trend led from jail by, cult leader, Paris Hilton.
Lindsay Lohan has come forward to point out her smartness too, I'm no dummy, I'm as smart as Paris and Britney we were just playing dumb because people are nicer when they think you're mentally incompetent.
All this time the public and the media have been deceived and mislead by the brat pack. They have been playing down their ingenious plot to conquer the country then the world through Bimboism.
Bimboism is a religion much like Scientology.Scientology was created by L. Ron Hubbard Bimboism was created by Paris, Nicole, Lindsay and Britney, Bimboism follows the love of the camera and the seductive intoxication of digital media. The leaders of Bimbosim specialize in press auto manipulation and story spin. Many of the young Hollywood elite practice Bimboism although it was an underground movement until recent events forced it to the surface.
Bimboism may have gone unchecked indefinably were it not for recent developments when Paris Hilton broke ranks and admitted to being smart.
Congress is currently investigating Bimboism for cult status to avoid a repeat of ugly situations like the, Jim Jones or the Heavens Gate tragedies.
Form the desk of
Buck E Filbert