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Monday, 11 June 2007

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Paris wants to use her money to feed starving Africa

Paris Hilton says that she has found religion and been saved while serving in a California prison. The socialite told Barbara Walters in a telephone interview that she has made Jesus her personal saviour and is ready to change her life.

Said the heiress, "I am now in love with Jesus and I want to share that love with everyone. I don't need alcohol or pills or parties to share the love of the Lord."

"I read in the bible that it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a camel than to stick a needle in heaven, and that changed my life. I want to give all my money to the poor. I want to be like Mother Teresa and feed the starving, filthy people of the world. I want to donate everything I own to fight poverty!"

Family members immediately sought to have Paris declared temporarily insane and siezed all access to family funds.

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