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Thursday, 5 February 2004

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Snoopy - plays it cool

The world's most famous mute beagle, Snoopy, today revealed his tiny-genitalia in an a surprise unveiling during a "Saturday Night Live!" special. Producers of the show, broadcast live, have since apologised for the upset.

In a move clearly intended to shock and appall, the mostly-white dog danced erotically with a small yellow bird (rumoured not to be out-of-favour chum, Woodstock), when all of a sudden the casing he usually wears around his tackle fell to the ground. The show is supposed to have been broadcast around the world and is likely to be a "TiVo" moment on millions sofas around the world.

TV Anti-Filth spokesperson, Avril Lablonq, told us:

"The whole thing was terrible. I think it was supposed to be funny or comedic or something. But it wasn't. I feel like I've been abused mentally by a randy puppy."

Snoopy has so far been silent to questions about what made him perform his daring strip, but is said to be embarassed by the female reaction to his underbits.

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