A survey by, Net Numbers, revealed Paris Hilton is the #1 search on the net for the past month straight. It's anticipated her popularity will only get stronger as the rest of her jail stay unfolds.
Paris, now incarcerated in a twin towers rubber room, has a 24hr guard on her to assure she doesn't hurt herself, so much for the mystery of her secret mental ailment.
Is Paris Hilton really so fragile that she can't even take the smallest bump in her road race of life? She knows she only has to serve 45 days maximum, she also knows once she's released she'll be going home to a mansion with all the associated bells and whistles socially and financially. Waaaaa!!!
Paris's numbers are also going up in Celebrity Stock, the web site that puts a value on celebrities exposure and drawing power. Paris is currently the highest rated stock there.
With all this press and Internet exposure Paris is going to be hard to beat as far as most searched on the net at the end of the year. This year Britney has to move over for Paris.
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