Written by Cal Jennings
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Saturday, 9 June 2007

image for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior
Paris Hilton Depressed About Going Back to Jail

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than serve "mansion time."

Britney commented, "I don't know why that spoiled brat is kicking and screaming with all the free publicity she's getting!"

Lindsay said, "Like, yeah. She's taking away all our headlines. I hope they don't extend her sentence. That would be SO BAD for us."

Tom and Katie Cruise agreed, saying, "How are we going to get the word out about Scientology NOW?"

Britney and Lindsay are now designing a plot to get Paris out of jail. One will distract the guard in a most, er... distracting way, and the other will sneak the keys out of his pocket. They say that if they get caught, at least they will get free publicity like Paris did.

Make Cal Jennings's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 1?

1 3 21 10

Go to top