BURBANK, CA - Never since Little Monsters has Howie Mandel experienced such a high degree of fame and exposure, until the ground-breaking hit reality TV game show, Let's Make a Deal.
As untalented and skill-set lacking as the host, Let's Make a Deal re-surfaced Mandel's lackluster career.
Confirming viewers' accusations about his sexuality preference, his brass pirate earrings and well-lubed bald head left no one perplexed any longer. From hillbilly hot-shots to hot dog-loving financial analysts, any type of Wal-Mart going mid-westerner is welcomed with warmth on Howie's set.
"He was handing out free copies of US Weekly magazine with him in it. I never get free magazines anywhere!" said Tonya, a waste water treatment operator, from Onancock, WV. "He even let me listen to the rehearsal phone calls to the banker. It was a bowlful of blooper laughs! That Howie really gets it!" said Clint, a local horseback cavern tour guide, from Horse Cave, KY.
Another high bar that producers have set is for the part of the "briefcase beauty". These women need to be up to Howie's standards, as he is the main talent coordinator for this role.
"He pulled out his dingy at the first audition and I admired how genuine and sincere he was!" said current briefcase "number 13" beauty, Candy Tossgreen.
Energized with his renewed success, Howie Mandel closed his speech at last week's ratings party with, "This time I'm puttin' some money away! Just as soon as I buy back my yacht." The crowd chuckled sympathetically.