Super-intelligent Specsavers advert role model Emily Parr has been ousted from the Big Brother House today for doing something really really stupid.
Following last years racist episode of Celebrity Big Brother and the resulting International fallout, Emily who rates herself as 10/10 for intelligence proved herself wrong earlier today by using the "n" word to Charley.
Charley, who rates herself 1/10 for intelligence, was too stupid to be offended by her fellow housemate's inappropriate use of the offending word.
Fellow housemates today expressed their shock at the unexpected eviction by variously: screaming (the ones still trying to draw attention to themselves) sobbing (the ones slowly realising they are involved in a calculated mental experiment) and staring vacuously into space (the ones incapable of understanding what was happening without a flowchart.)
Endemol today released the following statement, "Yo, we have dumped the white supremicist ho fo' dissin' our girl Charley."