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Sunday, 10 June 2007

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"Please send me some Nair," pleads Paris

Paris Hilton has reportedly been denied razors (electric and blade) in her prison. She has also been denied access to hot wax and Brazilian Bikini Wax specialists. As her stay will be under 60 days (with good behaviour), she will also not in the next rotation for the hairdressing and haircut staff.

Paris Hilton's mother will approach a state judge on Monday requesting that Paris be allowed to "shave her legs and armpits and look like the civilized, sophisticated woman that she is."

Now that she has been incarcerated for a few days, people have noticed that the starlet seems to have a bit of a mustache and hair problem. Said one guard, who asked not to be identified, "she's got hairier feet than them hobbits in the Lord of the Rings movies. Her legs also put my husband's to shame and her back rivals King Kong by itself. My sixteen year old son would kill for that much hair in his wispy little mustache."

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