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Friday, 8 June 2007

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Move over plastic crash test dummies

A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan has announced today that she will begin a new career after leaving rehab. Lindsay entered rehab after an auto accident lead to her arrest.

Of course, Lohan will first fulfill any jail time or community service she is sentenced to, then if terms of her probation prevent her from driving legally on Hollywood streets she will be driving test cars; as the official crash test dummy.

"She certainly got the brains for it," says friend Paris Hilton, "I mean she's at least as smart as me."

It is not yet known which, if any, automotive manufactures are going to allow her to test their cars.

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